So I found a zergling in my bathroom

[lisaquestions]

And now I can't find it to kill it.







Update: It's dead now.

I'm not really afraid of most bugs, but one of the people here is allergic to stings, and a few are afraid of bugs themselves.

Plus, I have a grudge.

Comments

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the hornets around here do sting. :(

I live with someone who's deadly allergic, plus they killed a cat here several months ago.

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

there are hornets that don't sting?!??!

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

I assume nothing. Some of them might bite or something. Or maybe have razor-edged wings.

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

or tazer?

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Tasers are possible, or like, they could open their mandibles and shoot more hornets, who themselves shoot lasers.

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

yesssss

oh wait nooooooooooo

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

This is the start of an awesome story, just like How To Kill a Mockingbird (http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm).

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

omg that is amazing

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

Have you read The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul?

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's been years since I did.

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

(it was on the theme of taking a literary work and then running with it as far as you could go)

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. Obviously I need to reread it because I keep mixing it up with memories of a series of books about a paranormal private detective who wasn't Dirk Gently.

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

WAIT I meant Dirk Gently's Holisitc Detective Agency NOT the long dark tea time (also about DG)

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Okay. All I remember is a time machine, and maybe Thor.

It's been ages. I need to reread all of Douglas Adams' work.

Where'd my signed copy of "So Long and Thanks For All the Fish" go? :(

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

time machine = DGHDA; Thor = LDTTOTS

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I knew they were in separate books, but that's all I remember from him at all.

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

ah

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

BTW, why is your entire comment in parentheses? ;)

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

see recent post about my 'speech' habits? I don't know.

**irony**

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

I was amused, mainly. I've done exactly the same thing.

[drakyn.livejournal.com]

A cat was killed by bees!!!??????!!!!!
D:

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

By hornets. :(

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

:(

[drakyn.livejournal.com]

And now I am laughing because I am mean. I told my sister about this; my sister who is afraid of bees (of all sorts) because they seek her out, chase her down, and sting her. Now she will have nightmares.
I am a very, very bad brother. ^.^

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

You are horrible!

[drakyn.livejournal.com]

I also tricked her into looking at the picture of the hornet.
^.^

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

My statement stands.

[drakyn.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.
I'm better than I was when we were growing up.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine!

[hazelsteapot.livejournal.com]

yes, yes you are.

;)