From Maevele

[lisaquestions]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with!

Comments

[floorcandy.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember that time we were on a road trip from Paris to Berlin and that old Russian gypsy woman gave us those weird tasting oranges that we found out later were actually filled with vodka?

Good times, good times... *teehee*

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

It may amuse you to know that my fake memory on Maevele's post was a a Transmet homage (http://maevele.livejournal.com/47118.html?thread=155150#t155150).

And I totally remember those jacked up oranges!

[floorcandy.livejournal.com]

Transmet! Woo! (Is that anything like the time we kissed the nun to see if she fainted or when we stitched those two animals together to see if we could make an entirely new form of life?)

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

It was like the time we got drunk on gin and stoned on adrenochrome and prank called politicians and columnists, causing a rash of suicides.

[floorcandy.livejournal.com]

Or the time we cornered the president in the bathroom and made him shit himself while the secret service listened.

That prolapse setting should be illegal or something. Oh wait... XD

[homo-impetus.livejournal.com]

nice icon

[floorcandy.livejournal.com]

Thankyew, thankyew.

[homo-impetus.livejournal.com]

You remember that time that we got so drunk that I fell on the sidewalk and then laid there laughing until I shit my pants. And then you kicked me in the ass and the shit squirted out of the seams of my pants onto your shoes!! Then you laughed and laughed and laughed. And so did I.

That was awesome.
Or something

[http://users.livejournal.com/innerlife_/]

You always were my favorite sister.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

This is so brilliant because it's concise!

[http://users.livejournal.com/innerlife_/]

I miss you, sis.

[and-oh-mrs-o.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember last Christmas when we decided to drink rum and hot chocolate all night on my roof and make up stories about the stars, then you were climbing down and accidentally put your knee through my kitchen window?

I'm glad you weren't hurt but, um...

Winter is on its way again and I don't think the plastic wrap you taped there is going to be very good insulation...

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

But I weatherproofed the rest of the window! Shouldn't that count for something?

Besides, you got to keep the cats.

[sand-dweller.livejournal.com]

You still owe me for breaking my bong. That thing was fucking sweet and now it's totally dead. Poor, poor Bob. :(

$200 should cover it, unless you'd rather come shopping with me and help me buy a new one. :)

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Your bong? What about the carpet it ruined when it broke and spilled all that bong water? When will you think about my feelings?

And, oh, yes, let's go shopping!

[danaelaurm.livejournal.com]

There was this weekend in Prague where we met that really cute turkish geography student from Erzurum called Nurai and she ended up inviting us to her hotel room after we had talked a bit over espressos and chocolate cake near Opatov station...
And we had the most awesome night of the trip.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

That was a beautiful night, but why did it take so long to find someone who'd marry us?

[danaelaurm.livejournal.com]

I think we might have made a mistake when we woke up that bureaucrat at 2... maybe he really didn't appreciate that we went to his apartment after all. *teehee*

[profgreen.livejournal.com]

Hey remember that time at alcoholics anonymous when you were telling us about all these crazy adventures and after the meeting we decided to join the marines to get chicks.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Yes, but then we told when DADT was clearly stated and they booted us out dishonorably.

And then we went on a three day drunk in New Orleans and woke up in a crowded hotel room.

[bluestareyed.livejournal.com]

remember when you tried to Macguyver new insulation for my house and ended up turning my cat pink?

I don't think he's forgiven you for that yet...

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

But your pink cat was soooo cute.

Plus, being butch is fun.

[bluestareyed.livejournal.com]

cute, but you have made yourself a mortal enemy. Just sayin'

Being butch is even more fun with friends ;)

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

I can befriend or refriend any cat in the universe!

And agreed.

[bluestareyed.livejournal.com]

he says "Meowr mew meow"

loosely translated it means "She better bring tuna"

[parmonster.livejournal.com]

Well, there was that time we got really drunk and voted Republican. "What difference can it possibly make", you said... "Noone's going to be dumb enough to reelect that guy"... Hope you're enjoying those four more years...

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

It was the dangling chad!

[transprose.livejournal.com]

Remember when you gave birth to our first child?

Still brings tears to my eyes.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Yes. Me too. We shouldn't have given him to that secret lab, but the money was sooo good.

[scorpionflail.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we turned over the five and dime on Main and 23rd wearing tutus and mexican wrestler masks?

I thought we'd never make it past border control; until you jumped the rio grande by driving over that car transporter truck.

good times :).

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

It came from all those years of watching Speed Racer and Knight Rider. All in the wrist!

i'm no good at these

[gender-euphoric.livejournal.com]

two words: COMMUNITY THEATER.

Re: i'm no good at these

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Oh, remember when we were volunteered against our will for that reimagining of West Side Story as taking place in Renaissance Italy?

Re: i'm no good at these

[gender-euphoric.livejournal.com]

...the gay version.

[rootietoot.livejournal.com]

Remember that night at Darnell's in 1987? It was $1 movie night and they were showing Terminator. You wanted beer then poured the whole pitcher into the popcorn bowl and ate it like cereal. It kinda pissed me off because I *like* popcorn but not beer and I'd paid for it.